Tom: You get out at 2 right
Tom: I’m not going to my afternoon class
Me: kk so still 3pm?
Tom: No im just waiting for you to get outta class gook
Me: Word, sounds good ya slopey eyed behemoth
Tom: …you didnt answer the question you slanty eyed troll. What time do you get out of class
Me: 2pm you jerkoff scumdeezy shithead pussface
Tom: alright thanks you twat lipped scumguzzling fuck head
Me: Touche. I respect that. u felching piece of hairy dog taint.
Tom: Why thank you, you curry smelling jar jar binks sounding piece of ejaculate
Me: That was a stretch, gumby. literally run onto a sword you glory-hole-exploringtranny predator
Tom: Sounded pretty good to me. go cuddle with more dudes you mangina flaunting, grundle guzzling pedophile pounder
Me: Seems like youve suddently discovered alliteration, u illiterate dumbfuck. Take your nursey rhymes w/ you to prison pedobear.
Tom: Seems like you’re a little perturbed. Take your anger and go do something your better at than arguing. Like furiously jerking off until your needle dick is swollen. Coontie.
Me: Duly noted. I’ll do that after you’re done getting served portuguese breakfasts outta your boyfriends ass. momo
Tom: I’ll make sure I keep the leftovers since I know thats your favorite thing to smother all over your face
Me: I would never, I have sensitive skin. Spunk facials are your thing, peeping Tom
Tom: I always assumed that was how you maintained your yellow appearance and since you know, you’re into that kinda thing.
Me: Just pick me up at 230 u chimp
Tom: Hurry up you fagle.